Subject:       It's a jungle out there!!!
> 
> Lesson Number One
> 
> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
> A small rabbit saw the
> crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
> nothing all day long?"
> The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit
> sat on the ground below
> the crow, and rested. Suddenly, a fox appeared,
> jumped on the rabbit and
> ate it.
> 
> Moral of the story:
> 
> To get away with sitting and doing nothing, you must
> be very, very high up.
> 
> 
> Lesson Number Two
> 
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
> be able to get to the
> top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven't
> got the energy." "Well,
> why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
> replied the bull. "They're
> packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump
> of dung and found that
> it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
> first branch of the tree.
> The next day, after eating some more dung, he
> reached the second branch.
> Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly
> perched at the top of the
> tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
> the turkey out of the
> tree.
> 
> Moral of the story:
> 
> Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
> you there.
> 
> 
> Lesson Number Three
> 
> A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
> was so cold the bird
> froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While
> it was lying there, a
> cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the
> frozen bird lay there in
> the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm
> it was. The dung was
> actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
> happy, and soon began
> to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
> singing and came to
> investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
> the bird under the
> pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
> him!
> 
> The morals of this story are:
> 
> 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
> 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
> friend.
> 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth
> shut.
> 
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