>  One day, while walking down the street, a highly successful executive
>      woman was tragically hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived up in
>      Heaven, where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
>      "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter.
>      "Before you get settled in, though, it seems we have a problem. You
>      see, strangely enough, we've never once had an executive make it this
>      far and we're not really sure what to do with you."
>
>      "No problem-just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but
I
>      have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in
>      Hell and a day in Heaven, and then you can choose whichever one you
>      want to spend an eternity in."
>
>      "Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven,"
>      said the woman.
>
>      "Sorry, we have rules," said St. Peter, and with that, he put the
>      executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to Hell.
>
>      The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting
>      green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club,
>      and standing in front of her were all of her friends-fellow executives
>      with whom she had worked. They were all dressed in evening gowns and
>      cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they
>      talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf, and
>      that night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent
>      steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil, who was actually a really
>      nice guy (and kind of cute). She had a great time telling jokes and
>      dancing. In fact, she was having such a good time, that before she Knew
>      it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as
>      she got on the elevator.
>
>      The elevator went up-up-up and opened back at the Pearly Gates,where
>      she found St. Peter waiting for her.
>      "Now it's time to spend a day in Heaven," he said. So she spent the
>      next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and
>      singing. She had a great time, and before she knew it, her 24 hours
>      were up. St. Peter came and got her.
>
>      "So, you've spent a day in Hell and you've spent a day in Heaven. Now
>      you must choose your eternity," he said.
>      The woman paused for a second, and then replied, "Well, I never
>      thought I'd say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great and all,
>      but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to
>      the elevator and again she went down-down-down, back to Hell. When the
>      doors of the elevator opened, she found herself standing in a desolate
>      wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were
>      dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in
>      sacks.
>
>      The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
>      "I don't understand," stammered the woman. "Yesterday I was here and
>      there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and
>      danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland of
>      garbage and all of my friends look miserable."
>
>      The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you;
>      today you're staff."