Subject:        FW: Engineers





Q. When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A. When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q. What do engineers use for birth control?
A.  Their personalities.
 
Q. How can you drive an engineer completely insane?  
A. Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.
                
Q. How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A. When he talks to you, he looks at YOUR shoes instead of his own.
                

You might be an engineer if---
* You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
* At an air show you can tell other spectators how fast the skydivers are falling.
* You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
* You save power cords from all your broken appliances.
* You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
* You have tried to repair a $5 radio.