> TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T:
> 10. I need to whip it out by 5.
> 9. Mind if I use your laptop?
> 8. Just stick it in my box.
> 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
> 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
> 5. HMMMMMMMMM...I think it's out of fluid!
> 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
> 3. It's an entry level position.
> 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
> And the number 1 thing that sound dirty at the office but isn't;
> 1.It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
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