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> > SOME THINGS YOU MIGHT WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK...
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> >  1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
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> >  2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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> >  3. How about never? Is never good for you?
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> >  4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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> >  5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
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> >  6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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> >  7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
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> >  8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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> >  9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
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> >  10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
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> >  11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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> >  12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
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> >  13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
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> >  14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
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> >  15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
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> >  16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
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