>
> > Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work...
> >
> > You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2000
> >
> > You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough
> > produces images of Elvis.
> >
> > You've definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan
> > OFF the island. . .
> >
> > You decide to see how many Surges you can drink
> > before the inevitable explosion occurs. . .
> >
> > People come into your office frequently... to borrow
> > pencils from your ceiling. . . .
> >
> >
> > No longer content with merely photocopying your derierre,
> > you now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop. . .
> >
> > The 5th Division of Paperclips has completely overrun the
> > Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for
> > reinforcements. . .
> >
> > You forward these jokes to several groups. . . .
> >