Some possible mergers in the new Milennium.

Xerox and Wurlitzer:  They're going to make reproductive organs

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:  New company will be
called 
Fairwell Honeychild

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:  New company will be
called Poly-Warner-Cracker

W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business 
Systems:  New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace

3M & Goodyear:  mmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price:  Deere Abi

Netscape and Yahoo:  Net 'n' Yahoo

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil:  Honey, I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining:  Mine, All Mine

3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company:  3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants:  Poupon Pants

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women:  Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining:  Zip Audi Do-Da