Subject:        FW: Happy Friday!


        > EXRESSIONS FOR HIGH STRESS DAYS:
        >
        > 1. You! Off my planet!!

        > 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

        > 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

        > 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

        > 5. And your crybaby whiny-hiney opinion would be...?

        > 6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood
        >     for 30 years.

        > 7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

        > 8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

        > 9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
        >     missed.

        > 10. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

        > 11. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job
        >       opens up.

        > 12. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

        > 13. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you
        >       realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

        > 14. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil
        >      one.

        > 15. How many times do I have to flush before you go
        >       away?

        > 16. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

        > 17. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.

        > 18. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

        > 19. Nice perfume/cologne.  Must you marinate in it?

        > 20. Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done.

        > 21. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my
        >       friends deep inside the earth.

        > 22. Earth is full. Go home.

        > 23. Is it time for your medication or mine?

        > 24. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

        > 25. How do I set the laser printer to stun?

        > 26. I'm not tense - just terribly, terribly alert.

        > 27. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.