> Subject:      FW: Office Insanity
> Importance:   Low
> 
> How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity and drive others insane...
> 
> 1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing
> cars to see if they slow down.
> 2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
> 3) Insist that your e mail address be Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com
> or Elvis-the-king@companyname.com.
> 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
> with that.
> 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair
> dancing.
> 6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'
> 7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
> 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
> over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
> 9) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
> 10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
> 11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
> 12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up
> the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
> 13) Dont use any punctuation
> 14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> 15) Ask people what sex they are.
> 16) Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
> 17) Sing along at the opera.
> 18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> 19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear
> them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your
> boss is the opposite gender.)
> 20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing.
> For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
> 21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
> 22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
> because you're not in the mood.
>