> A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced
> with the dilemma of which to marry.  As a test he gave each of
> them one thousand dollars.  The first girl went for a complete hair and
> face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes.  She returned to show off her new
> look  saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you.  Why? Because I love
> you, dear."  The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new
> stereo VCR and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you.
> They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."  The third girl invested the
> $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount.  She reinvested the
> profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young
> man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our
> future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."  The young man was very
> impressed by all their responses.  He gave long and careful consideration
> to each girl and finally married the one with the biggest tits.