> >> >  A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.  All of a
> >> >  sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."
> >> >
> >> >  At once the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the
> >> >  Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways,
I
> >> >  will grant you one wish"
> >> >
> >> >  The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime
I
> >> >  want to."
> >> >
> >> >  The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
> >> > logistics
> >> > of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom
> >of
> >> > the
> >> > Pacific!  The concrete and steel it would take!  I can do it, but it
is
> >> > hard
> >> > for me to justify your desire for worldly  things. Take a little more
> >time
> >> >
> >> > and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify
> me."
> >> >
> >> >  The man thought about it for a long time.  Finally he said, "Lord, I
> >have
> >> >
> >> > been married and divorced four times.  All of my wives said that I am
> >> > uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women.  I
want
> >to
> >> >
> >> > know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me
the
> >> > silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say
> >"nothing",and
> >> >
> >> > how I can make a woman truly happy."
> >> >
> >> >  After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that
> >> > bridge?"
> >>
> >
> >
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