> Yesterday, scientist for health Canada suggested that men should take a look > at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that > revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking > beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints > of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked > obsessively without making sense, became overly emotional, could'nt drive, > failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize > when wrong. > > > > No further testing is planned. >