> A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000
> and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at
> a newsstand and buys a paper.  Before leaving he says to the sales
> clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I  am?"
> "About 35," was the reply.
>
> "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that he
> goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same
> question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29".
>
> "I am actually 47" This makes him feel really good.
>
> While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
> She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was
> young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand
> down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes I will be able to
> tell your exact age."
>
> As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let
> her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says,
> "OK, it's done.  You are 47."
>
> Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant.  How did you do that?"
>
> The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."
>