>> Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject
>> turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some
>> sexual problems" Linda told her friend.
>>
>> That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I.  We're
>> thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda.
>>
>> "Oh, we could never do that!  We'd be too embarrassed!"
>> responded Mary.  "But after you go, will you please tell
>> me how it went?"
>>
>> Several weeks passed and they met met for lunch again.
>> "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?"
>>
>> "Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began
>> with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was
>> certain he could help us.  He told us to stop at the grocery
>> store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen
>> donuts.  He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the
>> grapes and donuts at each other.  Every grape that went into
>> my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue.  Every
>> donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat.  Our sex
>> life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!"
>>
>> With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an
>> appointment with the same sex therapist.  After the
>> physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and
>> Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can
>> do for you," he said.
>>
>> But doctor," Mary complained, "You did such good for Linda
>> and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please,
>> please, can't you give us some help?  Any help at all?"
>>
>> "Well, OK," the doctor answered.  "On your way home, I want
>> you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples
>> and a box of Cheerios......"
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