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>Three third graders, an Irish, an Italian and a
>Kentucky Hillbilly kid >are
>on the playground at recess. The Irish kid
>suggests that they play a new game.
>"Lets see who has the largest penis," he says.
>"Okay." They all agree.
>The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. 
"That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. 
His is a couple of inches longer.
>Now, not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. 
It is by far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both
length and girth. The Irish andItalian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow
that thing is huge!" They exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks
him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out
loud from a new book, and during recess my friends and I played 
"Lets see who has the largest penis."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says
the mother. 
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled ours out and I had the
biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Hillbilly. 
Is that true, Mom?
The Mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."