Subject: Things that need redone

Due to the recent situation with our Presidential elections, I feel that
there should be other things that should be "re"-done:
1.      We need to contact the state lottery commission. To my horror 
while watching the lotto results, I realized that I had picked the 
wrong numbers and that the lottery's outcome was not to my advantage. 
Thus I am demanding a replay of the last lotto. Eight others and I are 
exploring a possible lawsuit because the numbers were confusing! There 
are too many numbers to pick and they are too close together. There 
needs to be a local replay of the lotto!
2.      Some young friends of mine are contacting the local College 
Board for a recall of last week's midterms. To their horror, they chose 
the wrong answers to the test! They found that the multiple-choice 
questions were too confusing thus leading various students to receive 
unacceptable grades. THEY demand a local retest of this exam until they 
get satisfactory results.
3.      I demand to be re- interviewed! After my interview with my 
prospective employer, I had realized I answered some questions wrongly. 
The answers
I meant to give were not given and I need another opportunity to answer 
the questions properly as I had wished to. I am contacting the local 
labor board to challenge the decision of not hiring me. They need to re 
interview!
4.      I demand that my ticket be revoked! To my horror, I realized 
that I was looking at my tachometer instead of the speedometer! It's 
the manufacturers fault since they placed the gauges too close 
together! I thought I was only going 5 mph! I am contacting the DMV to 
revoke my ticket and will be filing a lawsuit against all auto 
manufacturers who are responsible for putting the gauges too close 
together!

This whole West Palm Beach thing is a joke! How can 19,000 people (all 
in West Palm Beach) be that incompetent? What about the rest of 
Florida?  Did all the morons migrate to West Palm Beach?
Get over it! We are the laughing stock of the world! Let's move on! If 
you feel the same way, pass this on!