> White House staffers were perplexed one morning
> to see Bill Clinton walk in to the Oval Office
> with a pair of woman's panties on his arm. Some
> what used to the president's tendencies, they let
> it go and went about their daily tasks. The day
> wore on; several VIPs were ushered in and out of
> the Oval Office for meetings with Clinton about
> important affairs of the state. Each one left with
> a puzzled expression on their face but no one dared
> ask about the President's personal business.
>
> Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary
> walked into the office between appointments and gently
> closed the door behind her. "Mr. President," she said,
> "we've come to expect many unusual things from you but
> we're all quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a
> pair of woman's panties on your arm. Please tell me
> this doesn't mean more trouble."
>
> "Oh no," the President grinned. "It's The Patch. I'm
> trying to quit."
>
>
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