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>> >Subject: Clinton joke
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>> > >A Marine colonel, on his way home from work at the
>> > >Pentagon, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought
>> > >to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.
>> > > Nothing's even moving."
>> > >
>> > >He notices a police officer walking back and forth
>> > >between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window
>> > >and asks, "Officer what's the hold up?"
>> > >
>> > >The officer replies, "The President is just so
>> > >depressed about the thought of moving with Hillary to
>> > >New York that he stopped his motorcade in the middle
>> > >of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself
>> > >in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his
>> > >family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay
>> > >for the new house. We're taking up a collection for
>> > >him."
>> > >
>> > >"Oh really?  How much have you got so far?"
>> > >
>> > >"About three hundred gallons, but a lot of folks are
>> > >still siphoning."
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