> >>                 President Clinton's Testimony"  by  Dr. Seuss
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it in a car
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it in a bar
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it in the dark
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it in the park
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it on a date
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> >>>           >> > I did not ever fornicate
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it at a dance
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it in her pants
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> >>>           >> > I did not get beyond first base
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it in her face
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> >>>           >> > I never did it in a bed
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> >>>           >> > If you think that, you've been misled
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it with a groan
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it on the phone
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> >>>           >> > I did not cause her dress to stain
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> >>>           >> > I never boinked Saddam Hussein
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it with a whip
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> >>>           >> > I never fondled Linda Tripp
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> >>>           >> > I never acted really silly
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> >>>           >> > With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
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> >>>           >> > There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher
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> >>>           >> > I chased her 'round, but could not catch her
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> >>>           >> > No kinky stuff, not on your life
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> >>>           >> > I wouldn't, even with my wife
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> >>>           >> > And Gennifer Flowers' tale of woes
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> >>>           >> > Was paid for by my right-wing foes
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> >>>           >> > And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers
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> >>>           >> > Are just a bunch of party poopers
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> >>>           >> > I did not ask my friends to lie
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> >>>           >> > I did not hang them out to dry
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it last November
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> >>>           >> > But if I did, I don't remember
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> >>>           >> > I did not do it in the hall
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> >>>           >> > I could have, but I don't recall
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> >>>           >> > I never did it in my study
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> >>>           >> > I never did it with my dog, Buddy
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> >>>           >> > I never did it to Sox, the cat
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> >>>           >> > I might have-once-with Arafat
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> >>>           >> > I never did it in a hurry
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> >>>           >> > I never groped Ms. Betty Currie
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> >>>           >> > There was no sex at Arlington
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> >>>           >> > There was no sex on Air Force One
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> >>>           >> > I might have copped a little feel
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> >>>           >> > And then endeavored to conceal
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> >>>           >> > But never did these things so lewd
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> >>>           >> > At least, not ever in the nude
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> >>>           >> > These things to which I have confessed
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> >>>           >> > They do not count, if we stayed dressed
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> >>>           >> > It never happened with cigar
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> >>>           >> > I never dated Mrs. Starr
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> >>>           >> > I did not know this little sin
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> >>>           >> > Would be retold on  CNN
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> >>>           >> > I broke some rules my Mama taught me
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> >>>           >> > I tried to hide, but now you've caught me
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> >>>           >> > But I implore, I do beseech
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> >>>           >> > Do not condemn, do not impeach
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> >>>           >> > I might have got a little tail
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> >>>           >> >       But never, never did inhale
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