Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? Mark Burnett, > producer of "Survivor" plans to enlist 12 men, who will be dropped in an > > unidentified suburb with a van, six kids (each of whom play two sports > and > take either a musical instrument or dance class), and no access to fast > food. > They must keep the house clean, correct all homework (receiving at least > a > "C+" on all papers), complete one science project, cook (OK, they can > bring > one cookbook), do laundry, etc. Oh, and they also have access to > television > only when the kids are asleep and all chores are done, and none of the > TV's > have remotes. Plus they have to shave > their legs and wear makeup which they must apply themselves either while > > driving or while making six lunches. The competitions will consist of > such > things as attending a PTA meeting and accurately reporting the results; > cleaning up after a sick child at 3:00 a.m; making an Indian hut model > with > six toothpicks, a > tortilla and one marker; and getting a 4 year old to eat a serving of > peas. > The kids vote them off. The winner gets to go back to his job