Subject:  WATER,,,,,


A small boy was sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later the little boy yelled, "Da-ad...".

"What?" answered his father.

"I'm thirsty," said the boy, "Can you bring me glass of water?"

"No," said the father, "You had your chance.  Lights out".

About five minutes later the father heard "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?" yelled the father.

"I'M THIRSTY...... Can I have a glass of water" said the boy.

"I told you NO!!!  If you ask me again I'll have to spank you!"

About five minutes later.......Da-aaaad...."

"WHAT!! screamed the father.

"When you come in here to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?!!