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> > > >>A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing
> > > >>with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop
> > > >>and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the
> > > >>hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who
> > > >>are returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause
> > > >>we're going down the tracks!"
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> > > >>The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use
> > > >>that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there
> > > >>for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train,
> > > >>but only if you use nice language."
> > > >>
> > > >>Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
> > > >>with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say
> > > >>"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
> > > >>all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and
> > > >>hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

> > > >>She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
> > > >>you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
> > > >>no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
> > > >>journey with us today."
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> > > >>Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about
> > > >>the TWO HOUR delay, see the bitch in the kitchen."
> > > >>