> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of test, the
> last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false
> alarm trips to the bathroom he decided the latest was another and stayed
> put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond
> his ability to remain rational. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped
> up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
> 
> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
> started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms wildly, which left the
> soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
> 
> As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard
> who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the hell
> was that all about?"
> 
> Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I don't know, but I think I
> just beat the shit out of a ghost!"
>