> > Happy Halloween Everyone! 
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> >    A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears 
> > a....... 
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> >      BUMP... behind him. 
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> >      Walking faster he looks back, 
> >      and makes out the image of an upright 
> >      coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him 
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> >      Terrified, the man begins to run towards 
> >      his home, the coffin bouncing 
> >      quickly behind him ... 
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> >      faster... 
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> >      He runs up to his door, 
> >      fumbles with his keys, opens the door, 
> >      rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. . 
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> >      However, the coffin crashes through his 
> >      door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... 
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> >      on the heels of the terrified man.... . 
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> >      Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, 
> >      the man locks himself in. His heart is 
> >      pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing 
> >      gasps. . 
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> >      With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down  the door. 
> >      Bumping and clapping towards him. 
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> >      The man screams and reaches for 
> >      something heavy, anything ... 
> >      his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin. 
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> >      Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as 
> >      hard as he can at the apparition.......and 
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> >      .........................the coffin stops. 
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