Q: When does a woman care for a man's company?
A: When he owns it.

Q:  Why are married women heavier than single women?
A:  Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
     Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.

Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped.

Q: Why did God make woman so beautiful?
A: So man would love her.

Q: Why did God make women so dumb?
A:  So she would love a man.