> Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
> personality based on what she drinks.  Though interviewed separately, they
> concurred on almost all counts.  The results:



> Chick Drinks

> Drink: Beer
> Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
> Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
> 
> Drink: Blender Drinks
> Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
> Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
> 
> Drink: Mixed Drinks
> Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
> Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.  She'll send YOU a drink.
> 
> Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
> Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
> Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more
> years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
> 
> Drink: White Zin
> Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no
> clue.
> Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
> 
> Drink: Shots
> Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and
> naked.
> Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint.  Nothing to do but wait.
> 




> Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always,
> very simple and clear cut:
> 
> Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
> Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
> Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image
> to
> help him get laid.
> Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.
> Tequila: Piss off, all you wanders, I'm gonna go shag something.
> White Zin: He's gay.
>