> Subject:     The Real Last Rights
>
> A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told
> him
> he has only 24 hours to live.  Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife
> for sex.  Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
>
> About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you
> know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more
> time?"
> Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
>
> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that
> he
> now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey,
> please ... just one more time before I die."  She says, "Of course, Dear,"
> and they make love for the third time.
>
> After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.  The man,
> however,
> worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4
> more hours.  He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more
> hours.
> Do you think we could..."
>
> At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get up in the
> morning. You don't!"
>