>
> A mother was walking down the hall when she heard
> a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.
> When she opened the door she found her daughter naked
> on the bed with a vibrator.
>
> "What are you doing?"! ; she exclaimed.
>
> The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at
> home with my parents and this is the closest I'll
> ever get to a husband."
>
> Later that week the father was in the kitchen and
> heard a humming sound coming from the basement.
> When he went downstairs, he found his daughter
> naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
>
> "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
>
> The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at
> home with my parents and this is the closest I'll
> ever get to a husband."
>
> A couple of days later the mother heard the
> humming sound again, this time in the living room.
> Upon entering the room, she found her husband
> watching the superbowl on television with the vibrator
> buzzing away beside him.
>
> "What are you doing?" she asked.
>
> He replied, "Watching the game with my
> son-in-law."
>
>