> A young man goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me father for
> I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman."
> The Priest says, "Is that you, Tommy?
> Tommy says "Yes father, it's me."
> The Priest says "Who was the woman you were with?"
> Tommy says "I cannot tell you, father, because I don't want to ruin her
> reputation."
> The priest asks, "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
> Tommy replies "No, father."
> The priest asks, "Was it Fiona MacDonald'?"
> Tommy replies "No."
> The priest asks, "Was it Ann Brown?"
> Tommy replies "No."
> The priest asks, 'Was it Mary Elizabeth O'Shea?"
> Tommy replies "No, father."
> The priest asks, "Was it Amy Thomas?"
> Tommy replies "No, father."
> The priest asks, "Was it little Cathy Morgan'?"
> Tommy replies "No father! I cannot tell you."
>
> The priest finally says, '"Tommy, I admire your perseverance but you
> must atone for your sins. Your penance will be four Our Fathers and five
> Hail Marys. Go back to your seat."
>
> Tommy walks back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and whispers,
>
> "What happened?!" 'Well, I got four Our Fathers, five Hail Mary, and six
> good leads."
>