What does B.I.T.C.H mean?...


Three guys and two ladies were sitting at the bar talking about
their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know.... Double Income, No
Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."


They turn to two woman and ask them each, "What are you?"

The first one replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know....Wash, Iron,
Fuck, Etc."

The second one says: "And I'm a B.I.T.C.H.: BABE IN TOTAL CONTROL
OF HERSELF".


So ladies, next time somebody calls you a Bitch...SMILE...
 and say thank you!!