> >Subject: Real Men
> >
> >Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. Knowing
> >> this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching their
> >> own
> >> lives if they carefully review the "C" answers.
> >>
> >> 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and
> >> you are the first human they encounter.  As a token of intergalactic
> >> friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated
> >> device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite
> >> supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently
> >> eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth.  You
> >> decide to:
> >>
> >> A. Present it to the President of the United States.
> >>
> >> B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
> >>
> >> C. Take it apart.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you
> >> miss the most?
> >>
> >> A. Innocence.
> >>
> >> B. Idealism.
> >>
> >> C. Cherry bombs.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 3.  When is it okay to kiss another male?
> >>
> >> A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard
> >> for narrow-minded social conventions.
> >>
> >> B. When he is the Pope.  (Not on the lips.)
> >>
> >> C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only
> >> really sportsman-like way to let him know that, for business reasons,
> >> you have to have him killed.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
> >>
> >> A. A cat.
> >>
> >> B. A dog.
> >>
> >> C. A dog that eats cats.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 5. You have been seeing a woman for several years.  She's attractive
> >> and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely
> >> Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're watching a
> >> football game; she's reading the papers when she suddenly, out of the
> >> clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but,
> >> she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your
> >> relationship is going.  She says she's not asking whether you want to
> >> get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of
> >> future together. What do you say?
> >>
> >> A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you
> >> don't want to rush it.
> >>
> >> B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you can not
> >> honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting
> >> commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
> >>
> >> C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a draw play on third and
> >> seventeen.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 6. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want
> >> to spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the joys and the
> >> sorrows the world has to offer, come what may.  How do you tell her?
> >>
> >> A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.
> >>
> >> B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name,
> >> and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing through her
> >> hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.
> >>
> >> C. Tell her what?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to
> >> get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her
is:
> >>
> >> A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
> >>
> >> B. "They're in school already?"
> >>
> >> C. "There are three of them?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 8. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?
> >>
> >> A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new
> >> holes so large that you're not sure which ones were originally
> >> intended for your legs.
> >>
> >> B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and
> >> has to be handled with tweezers.
> >>
> >> C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear.  A real guy
> >> checks the garbage regularly in case somebody and we are not naming
> >> names, but this would be his wife is quietly trying to discard his
> >> underwear  (which she is frankly jealous of because the guy seems to
> >> have a more intimate relationship with it than with her).
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 9. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the
> >> fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years
> >> before they finally got to the Promised Land?
> >>
> >> A. He was being tested.
> >>
> >> B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they
> >> finally got there.
> >>
> >> C. He refused to ask for directions.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 10. What is the human race's single greatest achievement?
> >>
> >> A. Democracy.
> >>
> >> B. Religion.
> >>
> >> C. Remote control.
> >
> >
> >