>  >  >  Equal Time To Bash Both Men And Women
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>  >  >  > > > > Let's bash BOTH sexes
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>  >  >  > > > > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
>  >  >  > > > > -- 45 lbs
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>  >  >  > > > > What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
>  >  >  > > > > -- 45 mins.
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>  >  >  > > > > What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
>  >  >  > > > > -- Sexual Harassment.
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>  >  >  > > > > What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
>  >  >  > > > > -- $3.99 a minute.
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>  >  >  > > > > How can you tell if your wife is dead?
>  >  >  > > > > -- The sex  is the same, but the dishes pile up.
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>  >  >  > > > > How can you tell if your husband is dead?
>  >  >  > > > > -- The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
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>  >  >  > > > > What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
>  >  >  > > > > -- Humpme Dumpme.
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>  >  >  > > > > What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
>  >  >  > > > > -- Marriage.
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>  >  >  > > > > How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
>  >  >  > > > > -- None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
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>  >  >  > > > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
>  >  >  > > > > -- Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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>  >  >  > > > > What have men and floor tiles got in common?
>  >  >  > > > > -- If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
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>  >  >  > > > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
>  >  >  > > > > --Because those men already have boyfriends.
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>  >  >  > > > > What is a man's view of safe sex?
>  >  >  > > > > -- A padded headboard.
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>  >  >  > > > > How do men sort their laundry?
>  >  >  > > > > -- "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
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>  >  >  > > > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
>  >  >  > > > > -- After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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>  >  >  > > > > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>  >  >  > > > > -- The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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>  >  >  > > > > What do you call a smart blonde?
>  >  >  > > > > -- A golden retriever.
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>  >  >  > > > > Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
>  >  >  > > > >  -- The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a
>  >  >  > > > > dozen donuts.
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>  >  >  > > > > Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony?
>  >  >  > > > > -- The woman who ate  the last donut.
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>  >  >  > > > > What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
>  >  >  > > > > -- A battery has a positive side.
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>  >  >  > > > > A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
>  >  >  > > > > biggest breasts?
>  >  >  > > > > -- The blonde, because she's 18.
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>  >  >  > > > > Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
>  >  >  > > > > --When you take it off, you  wonder where the breast went.
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>  >  >  > > > > Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
>  >  >  > > > > -- Two mothers-in-law.