> A test, for men only that will probably just confirm all the women's
> opinions of us:
>
> 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
>      a) lovemaking
>      b) screwing
>      c) the pigskin bus pulling into Tuna Town
>
> 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
>    both shared:
>      a) your views about what you expect from a sexual
>         relationship
>      b) your blood-test results
>      c) five tequila slammers
>
> 3. You time your orgasm so that:
>      a) your partner climaxes first
>      b) you both climax simultaneously
>      c) you don't miss SportsCenter
>
> 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
>      a) healthy, creative love-play
>      b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would
>         ever agree to
>      c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need
>         ever find out about.
>
> 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
>    is:
>      a) the best part of the experience
>      b) the second best part of the experience
>      c) $100 extra
>
> 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the
>    last month. You tell her that it is:
>      a) no concern of yours
>      b) not a problem, she can join your gym
>      c) a conservative estimate
>
> 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
>      a) a myth
>      b) an oxymoron
>      c) a moron
>
> 8. Foreplay is to sex as:
>      a) appetizer is to entree
>      b) primer is to paint
>      c) a line is to an amusement park ride
>
> 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
>    saying at the end of a relationship?
>      a) "I hope we can still be friends."
>      b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
>      c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."
>
> 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you pleasure yourself:
>      a) probably needs more time before she can cope with
>         that sort of intimacy
>      b) is uptight and a waste of time
>      c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
>
> If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you
> really are a man.
>
> If you answered "b" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still
> a little confused.
>
> If you answered "c" more than 7 times, YU DA MAN!
>
>