Subject: another blond


> << A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is
>   hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.
>
>   "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and
>   even
>   the accelerator!" she cries.
>
>   The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way.  He will be
>   there in two minutes."
>
>   Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's
>   telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again.
>
>   "Never mind," giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
>