This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.
> She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
> When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake.
> He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the
> door to clarify the point.
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> The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
> your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons
> or 1.5 gallons?"
>
> The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my
> bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
>
> The milkman asked, "Pasturized?"
>
> The blonde said, "No. Just up to my tits."
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