> > > > >A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife
> > > > >something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
> > > > >So he decides to buy her a cell phone.
> > > > >
> > > > >She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her
> > > > >and explains to her all the features on the phone.
> > > > >
> > > > >The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings
> > > > >and it's her husband, "Hi hon," he says. "How do you
> > > > >like your new phone?"
> > > > >
> > > > >She replies, "I just love it, it's so small and your
> > > > >voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't
> > > > >understand though."
> > > > >
> > > > >"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
> > > > >
> > > > >"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
> > > > >