> A blonde & brunette friends are walking down the street and
> pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her
> boyfriend buying flowers.
>
> She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me
> flowers again.....for no reason."
>
> The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big
> deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
>
> The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations
> after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
> the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
>
> The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
>
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