> Subject:      Name that accessory
> 
> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the 
> freeway.  Glancing at the car, he was astonished to see that
> the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!  The trooper 
> cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!"
>  
> "No," the blonde yelled back, "SCARF."
>  
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