>A doctor had just finished a marathon shagging session with one of his
>patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he
>thought it wasn't really ethical to screw his patients. However, a little
>voice in his head said, "Lots of other doctors have sex with their
>patients, so its not like you're the first......"
>This made the doctor feel a bit better until another voice in his head
>said, "...but they probably weren't vets."
>